Mexican Burrito

A Mexican Burrito is when you are having anal sex and the chick shits on your dick, making your dick all shitty. You then give her a shit stache, literally.. you give her a mustache with the shit on your dick.

Santiago: "ay senor i just gave anita a mexican burrito!"

Perijo: "oy good job comrade!"

by Nima/Tk/Jette/Sawyer December 15, 2008

White Mexican

A Alias for our leader Don Hock while his is on espionage missions in the enemy territory of Aloysius. He is our leader, and he is the living reincarnation of our god, Juan.

Facist: Where is Don Hock?
POW/Rape Victim: Um... he's definatly not White Mexican...
Facist: Um... O.K.
POW/Rape Victim: ...dumbass....
Facist: That will be 1000 but-fucks!
POW/ Rape Victim: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mike November 12, 2004

mexican breakfast

When you pull down your pants and fart in somebody's face.

Dude, I woke up Johnny by making him a Mexican Breakfast in bed.

by J-cubson April 23, 2008

mexican powers

the ability to hop fences, mow lawns, and do ther mexican things.

this fence is so small getting over is like having mexican powers.

by Dr.Clos the Third December 17, 2010

Mexican Tourette

An after-dinner game where diners take it in turns to shout out swear words, in clockwise order around the table. Similar to a 'Mexican Wave' at sports events, but using swear-words instead of standing up.

(at dinner party) Bob: Mexican Tourette! Bastard!
Mike: Shit!
Celia: Twat!
Linda: Wanker!
Bob: Asshole!

etc...repeat ad nauseam....

by King Drax March 26, 2010

Mexican Diego

A person who lives with his parents untill 40 and is always in the basement on his Xbox and is not very outgoing and sexually gay

Jenny: Why doesn't he go out much?
Maria: Idk but hez such a mexican diego

by Ratchet boy 556 July 7, 2010

Mexican Rollup

An act occurring during or immediately after sexual intercourse, whereby you shit on your prone partner, quickly roll them up in the shit slathered blanket and preferably toss the blanket wrapped person down a flight of stairs or out the front door.

Bitch thought we were having makeup sex but I gave her a Mexican rollup. Ha ha now lets see her borrow my socks again.

by pugachev October 7, 2011