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Sean’s Law

Another way of stating Murphy’s law, in that, if there is a chance anything good can happen, it absolutely will not come true.
Guy 1: “Bro there’s a chance that my parents are going to be out of town this weekend, I’m going to get a chance to hang out Jessica!”

Guy 2: “Fingers crossed bro, but don’t forget Sean’s law”
by PubicHairManiac October 28, 2022
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Christopher's Law

The exact opposite of Gall's Law; deriving simpler systems from the instant establishment of a complex one, essentially taking more time to form.
Dude 1: Yo how's your game dev project going?
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!
by Harvek July 29, 2023
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Aaron's Law

Aaron's Law states that no matter what you're working on, be it a project or work related; There's always something you can be doing. If you've ever sat there thinking "There's nothing more I can be doing", wrong! Aaron's Law states that: "There's Always something you can be doing".
Person 1: "I've competed all my work, there's nothing more to be done."
person 2: "According to Aaron's Law, There's always something you can be doing"
by Hattimus July 7, 2023
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grandson-in-law

The husband of one's granddaughter.
My grandson-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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Alex Law

Having a predetermined date for when the relationship is going to end.
Baby I’m a senior and you’re a underclassman but I’m going to have to Alex Law you when I graduate
by TheTruth20019 January 11, 2019
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bruncle in-law

When your brother in-law is also your uncle, like Oedipus
Oedipus: “I’m going to go see my bruncle in-law, Creon.”
by alyssas.defs December 19, 2021
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Friend of the Law

A woman who sucks the dick of a cop so that she doesn't get a speeding ticket.
"Oh look at that, a speeder." Cop 1
"Wonder if she'll be a good Friend of the Law" Cop 2, nudging his partner.
by TheFurryWolfy March 5, 2018
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