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Allen Jordan

He is HIM. A Pretty boy, prettiest Asian of them all. His rizz is far more powerful then all the other guys. He is a typical player but once he settles down, he will be the most loyal person and down to earth. Never lose a Allen Jordan. They are a rare breed.
Allen Jordan is HIM
by asianking101 January 15, 2023
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Jordan

He’s a down to earth guy, which some people misunderstand him. Enjoys making others happy, sometimes feels unappreciated. Can be the life of the party or the most dramatic person. Really chill & laidback, enjoys sports. Treat him with respect, loyalty, affection, honesty, and don’t take him for granted. He deserves to be loved in the best ways as long as he doesn’t become disrespectful or manipulative.
Jordan: “Hey you want to go play football later, we could practice?”
Caleb: “Sure thing, let me just ask my girl if it’s okay since she’s been feeling down lately.”
Ashley: “Jordan you are the best of both worlds, some thankful I met you!”
by MyLifeInABox November 6, 2020
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Jordan

Jordan is an amazing man with charming eyes and an atleast 6 inch penis
not jordan: idek bro his penis is atleast 6 inches
by xirconia January 21, 2022
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Jordan

A fatass that eats all the food
Jordan: Yummy
Me: Fucc there goes the food
by Deadmememan February 25, 2020
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Jordan

Jordan is a handsome boy, he’s very athletic, and hes very funny, he likes thaisha, bc she’s just the best #bestthroatgoat #wap #bestestofthebest
jordan: i’m so sexy
thai:yes u are
by unknownaf October 18, 2022
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Jordan

Literally the best human to walk this earth.
Boy 1: Omg It’s Jordan, act cool
Boy 2: I submit to his power
by Jordanisstable September 7, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan 'Bee swarm, at Kuala Lumpur Airport' Yan is widely acclaimed for his influential Snapchat narratives and discernible demeanour. His most esteemed accomplishment, one that undeniably fills him with immense pride, is his remarkable progress in the realm of "Roblox Bee Swarm Simulator." Repeatedly, individuals have endeavoured to outshine his extraordinary talents and deride his online persona. However, Jordan Yan, armed with an expansive lexicon devoid of disparaging invectives, effortlessly thwarts all forms of aggression with the succinct declaration, "I'll frigging bash you, you frigging frigger."
Johnson, Owen, Ryan: "Jordan, I hope you lose all of your bee swarm progress and get hacked by the Kuala Lumpur cyber police lead by Lilang, the masked cyber-predator."

Jordan: "I hope you frigging die, mother frigging mother frigger! I'll bash you"

Saul Han: I must vehemently protest against such conduct within these hallowed walls of education. Kindly abstain from the use of profanity. As a consequence, I kindly request you to assume a position of contemplation in the corner, with your hands respectfully placed behind your head.
by kyvx October 17, 2023
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