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jerk it and kirk it

To whack the cock of an extremely obese man whether through the means of a handjob or of that of self pleasure usu. with very strange intentions such as autoerotic asphyxiation.
Did you see Jimmy jerk it and kirk it with a bag on his head and duct tape on his wrists at Melissa's party last night?
by Tiffany S April 30, 2006
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Jerk

-skinny jeans
-any kind of v-neck t-shirt.
-vans ; nikes ; converse ; etc.
-Jerk a dance originated in L.A
-surmises that one is fresh

-envisions one to the most attractive on the planet.
-shallow: meaning: frivolous: meaning they are based on looks instead or personality.
-rap & hip-hop & etc.
-hats {with cities or brands or words on them}
-piercings on the eyebrows or tongue
There was a groups of Jerks standing in front of Hollister at the mall.
by McSwaggerKills April 7, 2011
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jerkazoidalmaniac

A person who is consumed with their self confidence while taking steroids.
It's unfortunate that Biff will not be winning the decatholan this year as his overconfidence and consistent steroid use has led him to become a major jerkazoidalmaniac.
by Tamalicious November 6, 2007
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Jerk Plank

The original Jerk Plank ™ is made from authentic Jamaican pimento wood -( Jamaican allspice wood). It's quick, easy and an excellent way to make jerk on-the-go. Jerk planks can be used on gas, electric, charcoal grills and even your home oven. Mmmn Yummy!
Try jerk planks with chicken, fish, shrimp or pork
Hey mon, what'cha grillin' on dat jerk plank? Me grilling jerk chicken, mon. Irie!
by jerkmaster May 22, 2008
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jerk circle

The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.
"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"
by bitch squad October 9, 2016
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Jerk Face

They are the type of person who gets kicked out of rec league softball games or quits their job unexpectedly in the middle of the year. They are that kid that went to private school and liked starting fights with public school kids...the soft, suburban, white kind tho. They might look unassuming in their goofy jorts and biker hats, but once they open their mouth, you instantly want to punch them right in their stupid jerk face. They are typically from the Midwest given their overall softer, yet still hateable personality. If they were from the northeast they would be labeled a dick. If they were from LA they would most likely be an asshole

Good for replacing first or last names, or both.
Well, Jerk Face threw the ball over the fence again. Now nobody can play

Jerk Face told everyone about his wedding. Didn't invite any of his friends. Been rubbing it in ever since.
by Blade the Babe April 24, 2017
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Jerk

someone whos name contains an s g i r e o
by Bhx2231 September 29, 2011
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