To whack the cock of an extremely obese man whether through the means of a handjob or of that of self pleasure usu. with very strange intentions such as autoerotic asphyxiation.
Did you see Jimmy jerk it and kirk it with a bag on his head and duct tape on his wrists at Melissa's party last night?
by Tiffany S April 30, 2006
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-any kind of v-neck t-shirt.
-vans ; nikes ; converse ; etc.
-Jerk a dance originated in L.A
-surmises that one is fresh
-envisions one to the most attractive on the planet.
-shallow: meaning: frivolous: meaning they are based on looks instead or personality.
-rap & hip-hop & etc.
-hats {with cities or brands or words on them}
-piercings on the eyebrows or tongue
-any kind of v-neck t-shirt.
-vans ; nikes ; converse ; etc.
-Jerk a dance originated in L.A
-surmises that one is fresh
-envisions one to the most attractive on the planet.
-shallow: meaning: frivolous: meaning they are based on looks instead or personality.
-rap & hip-hop & etc.
-hats {with cities or brands or words on them}
-piercings on the eyebrows or tongue
by McSwaggerKills April 7, 2011
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Get the jerk circle mug.They are the type of person who gets kicked out of rec league softball games or quits their job unexpectedly in the middle of the year. They are that kid that went to private school and liked starting fights with public school kids...the soft, suburban, white kind tho. They might look unassuming in their goofy jorts and biker hats, but once they open their mouth, you instantly want to punch them right in their stupid jerk face. They are typically from the Midwest given their overall softer, yet still hateable personality. If they were from the northeast they would be labeled a dick. If they were from LA they would most likely be an asshole
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Good for replacing first or last names, or both.
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Jerk Face told everyone about his wedding. Didn't invite any of his friends. Been rubbing it in ever since.
Jerk Face told everyone about his wedding. Didn't invite any of his friends. Been rubbing it in ever since.
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