paper hat joe

The nickname given to your local sushi guy...
Damn! I asked for a spicy tuna roll and paper hat joe almost killed me with his icey stare!
by Asa Guy May 14, 2007
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ass-hat

1.the word andy milonakis faxes in his show to the person who kept calling him.

2. A hat for your ass
"Stop calling here, Ass-Hat"
by lxfactor August 10, 2005
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Internet Hat Machine

A device closely resembling the Internet Hate Machine, itself a device first described by Faux News as a machine in which internets are inserted, and hate is produced. As one can derive, the Internet Hat Machine converts internets into hats.
When I put lols into the Internet Hate Machine, I got lulz. But when I put lols into the Internet Hat Machine, I got silly hats only.
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Satan In A Sunday Hat

When something that is really bad is disguised as something pretty/handsome/beautiful.

First reference was made in a Season 2 episode of HBO's "True Blood" when Tara's intuitive cousin, Lafayette, referred to her mysterious then-lover, Eggs, as "Satan in a beautiful Sunday hat"
To victims of Ted Bundy would now probably refer to him as Satan in a Sunday Hat despite the fact that he had the eyes of crazed sonofabitch.
by maddywoo January 08, 2010
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Tennessee Top Hat

Dude check out that flowin' Tennessee Top Hat! It's permed!
by Snotbubble January 08, 2010
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Wearing the straw hat

Meaning working in the yard or garden. Comes from the fact that farmers when working in their fields used to wear straw hats.
by Otto Von Coop November 11, 2010
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doff me a hat

a phrase meaning

1) show me respect please and/or show me more respect that you are currently showing me

2) (offensive/rude) a man asking a woman to drop everything she is doing and immediately give him a blowjob
girlfriend: please doff me a hat and appreciate me more, i could your dinner everyday.

boyfriend: no, you should doff me a hat; i would like you to be able to give me more blowjobs.
by Sexydimma August 29, 2013
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