Guilt money

The money you get from your absent dad who can't be there for you everyday. The money he gives you for all the things you wanted that he couldn't buy those years ago before you had him in your life. Basically, it's daddy absent/issue money from biological dad's who can't always be there for their children.

Dad: Here's $20. Spend it on whatever you want.
Son: Wow! Thanks dad, I'll buy some bobux with this!
Mom to Dad: Stop giving him guilt money just because you're never around that much.

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX September 27, 2021

China Money

Synonym for selling out.

"Creative freedom is great and all but we need that sweet, sweet China money," the executive said while choking on zhang cock.

by 1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre July 18, 2021

money g.

Money G. She is a smart, funny, and a outgoing person. She likes putting smile's on everyone's face. She calls her self Money G. Because She believes that one day she would have money. And the G stands for her last name "Gonzalez". She is also an amazing girl. If u mess with her, she won't give u money.

WOW. ITS MONEY G. Please give me money.

by Insusbs May 1, 2018

Money Hands

That nasty metallic smell that gets on your hands after handling change. One can also contract Money Hands from touching certain types of metal that give you the same smell on your hands. Rusty metal or unclean metal that is touched frequently (e.g. a bathroom door handle) will often give a person Money Hands.

Oh crap, I needed another ten cents, so I gave the cashier a dime and now I've got money hands.

by MozillaBruh September 17, 2015

Bush Money

When your chillin in the bush and deh money grows on deh leaves

Damnnn!! Have you seen those leaves? That salmon got deh bush money

by Funk Shrimp May 15, 2023

old money

the descendants of some criminal a thousand years ago who didnt get caught and put his money in the bank instead of spending it because he was terribly boring, notwithstanding his criminality

Paris Hilton is old money.

by Ubran December 16, 2006

stick money

1. In theory, a form of money which is really just a bunch of coins glued together on top each other to form a stick, thus stick money :)

person 1: "dude, i'm all out of paper dollars, but i have a ton of change, its really annoying to pack that shit around"
person 2: "if only stick money were real, you'd have it made"
person 1: "yeah really"

by sweet-sale.com September 11, 2003