The Dutch house is a restaurant/bakery in Columbiana Ohio, which defines the border of the normal folk, from Youngstown, Canfield and Poland/surrounding areas, to the backwoods rednecks from south of the Dutch house, who like chewing tobacco, fishing, and doing things the most difficult way possible.
North of the Dutch house folk “Are we working there next?” “Yeah, but the guys from south of the Dutch house built it, so give it a once over, safety guy is coming today” south of the Dutch house guy “(unintelligible, most likely an expletive) swallowed my dip!”
by Courtesy Joint August 26, 2022
I awoke with the hot, wet sensation of my girlfriends mouth on my boner. She was giving me a dutch alarm clock.
by Xeneric December 30, 2010
Burping with your COVID-19 mask on and smelling your own breath. Requiring you to marinate in your burp juice.
Jim: *burps*
Chad: Yo did you taste that burp? must be a gnarly Covid Dutch oven under there.
Jim: You're damn right.
Chad: Yo did you taste that burp? must be a gnarly Covid Dutch oven under there.
Jim: You're damn right.
by mrchubhabub September 20, 2020
The act of plucking the hairs from your butt/grundle, and use them as floss to get food out of your teeth.
Jimmy: Yo Craig, you have some food in your teeth.
Craig: It's alright. I'll just use my dutch dental floss to get it out.
Craig: It's alright. I'll just use my dutch dental floss to get it out.
by TommyBahama May 07, 2012
Last night, I went to dutch oven my girl, but accidentally left her a steaming dutch oven cake in the bed.
by gumbolicious February 19, 2015
A combination of a dutch windmill and soggy biscuit, where each man in the circle holds his penis with his right hand, puts his left hand on the man to his left's right wrist and makes him masturbate. They all ejaculate onto a stroopwafel, and the person on the right of the last man to ejaculate must eat the stroopwafel.
Simon - "Let's get some friends round and we can have a Dutch Water Wheel!"
Findlay - "We'll need at least four guys."
Findlay - "We'll need at least four guys."
by Cryogenic April 29, 2015
Basically, the act of the Dutch Oven, but gone wrong. Instead of the other persons head being held underneath the covers, you find your own head underneath the covers, forcing you to inhale your own gasses.
Man1: Dude, did you give your girlfriend that Dutch Oven, as you told me you would?
Man2: Yeah, I tried, but she managed to turn it into a dutch oven suicide and trapped me underneath the blankets after I farted, I vomited for an hour.
Man2: Yeah, I tried, but she managed to turn it into a dutch oven suicide and trapped me underneath the blankets after I farted, I vomited for an hour.
by Some guy1 April 06, 2012