dumb as ice

An Individual who is as unintelligent as a bag or block of ice. Someone who says or does an action in which they look stupid and don't comprehend what they did like there brain is frozen like a bag of ice hence the term.

Nicole tries to say that 5+5 = 13 in which one should reply

"Nicole you is dumb as ice"

by Warlxrd October 13, 2017

Iced-Coffee

Usually a big ass dependence, especially for Ashton Irwin

“Are you an Ashton Irwin?” = “Are you an iced-coffee addicted?”

by kissedbythedarkness_ April 20, 2019

Ice climbing

Marrying someone for their methamphetamine or diamonds.

She's just ice climbing. If he didn't have the meth hook up, she wouldn't be interested in him.

by aztecus March 13, 2011

cubed ice

better than crushed.

cubed ice > crushed ice

by ktpt March 31, 2009

poop ice

A descriptive word used when you want to describe someone who is a bad ass, or an extreme sexy beast.

"I'm so jelly right now, Christina is a total poop ice!"

by Mrs. Poop Ice April 11, 2014

Fresh Ice

When a girl has freshly shaved her pubic hair, making it smooth; just like when a zamboni goes over an ice rink making it into fresh ice.

Girl- I need to fresh ice! Its been 3 weeks.
Boy- Ewww, I fresh iced yesterday.

by Erks Mail December 2, 2010

Ice Kraut

A person of Scandinavian descent. Referring mainly to those who cooperated or whose ancestors cooperated with the Nazi occupation forces during World War II. Also known for having the happiest peoples on earth, and functioning health care.

Those damn Ice Krauts across the street keep bringing some nasty fish back from the market. They're stinking up the whole fucking neighborhood!

by Lars Tiersonn December 1, 2009