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happy tracks

The act of ejaculating on a girls stomach...
Dude I totally left happy tracks on Bailey last night
by Sholngdonson September 20, 2019
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Happy yesterbirth

What you say to someone when it was their birthday yesterday but you forgot to wish them a happy birthday on the actual day
Guy 1: Happy yesterbirth, man!
Guy 5: If I had to kill either you or a ladybug, I wouldn't be able to decide
by 99coronasonawall June 2, 2020
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Legally Happy

When an individual feels happy doing something legal.
Knowing that playing music after 11:00 P.M. would be make him illegally happy, the teenage boy raised the volume of the music he was listening to and was legally happy knowing that from 7:00 A.M. to 11:00 P.M. the police, enforcing the laws, allowed anyone to play music below 8 decibels.
by but for October 20, 2017
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happiness attack

happiness attack when you are so happy you can't controle yourself like in a anger attack or a panick attack. But instead of beating the shit out of things you hug the shit out of pets or people because you are just so happy. Translated from the dutch word 'blijheidsaanval'
Amy: auwh your hurting me, don't hug this tight

Rose: I'm sorry {hugs tighter}

Rob: she's clearly having a happiness attack
by H. Tertavonju May 4, 2017
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Ultra Happy

According to Hoshizora Miyuki: Happiness like something shining around you and making your heart warm.
"That story is so cool, Reading it made me Ultra Happy!"
by DdlcFanlol October 1, 2022
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happy xgiving

Thanksgiving's version of merry xmas. Short for happy thanksgiving, only better cuz now you don't have to be thankful for anything!
I love xgiving! I get to be a gluttonous lazy bastard and im still not thankful! Happy xgiving everyone!
by shredordead November 28, 2010
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Happy slap

Verb. When a naked man bounces up and down causing his junk to slap together. The ideal slap consists of the penis hitting in-between the two balls of the sac.
The man got out of the shower and began to happy slap before drying off.
by Hottiecotty October 22, 2017
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