Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.
by Toman Captain #2 August 29, 2021
Get the Hammer Dick mug.an alternative to the words "fart-knocker" if you want to be really polite, but still want to imply someone who is mail enjoys both giving and receiving anal sex.
by frankly side-smear June 15, 2016
Get the gas hammer mug.Slang used when talking about Owensboro native, Jayden Franklin, and his sexual experiences with his abnormally large penis.
Did you hear about the torta Jayden cracked? He definitely needed the Owensboro Hammer to fuck that fat bitch!
by Vincent LeQuec April 22, 2025
Get the Owensboro Hammer mug.by HammaTime69 July 19, 2025
Get the Hammer Time mug.A hammer is a very good fisherman. This motherfucker will catch a bass in a puddle of rain water with half a vexan and a bag of culprits with 25lb Cajun line. A fisherman Truly beyond His time.
Also a very large bass caught by said hammer, named that only by hammer who caught said bass.
Also a very large bass caught by said hammer, named that only by hammer who caught said bass.
“Did you see Greg won the Wednesday nighter?”
“Greg didn’t fish it tho?”
“He still won”
“ Fuckin Hammer 😳👌🏼🔨”
“Did y’all see ole Carlton drop 40 lbs on the scale? Boys HPDI is blown tf Up and he still got er done 100yds by the ramp, can’t compete with that hammer”
*Hammer Boat flips 7 lber over the deck*
*Shouts “FAWKIN HAMMER RIT DER SON!”*
“Greg didn’t fish it tho?”
“He still won”
“ Fuckin Hammer 😳👌🏼🔨”
“Did y’all see ole Carlton drop 40 lbs on the scale? Boys HPDI is blown tf Up and he still got er done 100yds by the ramp, can’t compete with that hammer”
*Hammer Boat flips 7 lber over the deck*
*Shouts “FAWKIN HAMMER RIT DER SON!”*
by DictionaryObass July 16, 2020
Get the Hammer mug.by Goochhammer101 February 21, 2022
Get the gooch hammer mug.An action, usually intimate, involving a man shitting on a woman’s hole and use his dick to hammer it in.
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