Grand platinum

its a play on the ranks "Grand champion" (the 2nd best rank on Rocket League) and "platinum" (the most commun rank) since plats have a tendency to have an ego and believe they're better than people on higher ranks

"im plat and can air dribble, celling shot, double flip reset and..."

-Bro's a Grand Platinum

by ratlab June 18, 2024

Grundle grande

The grundle grande is when on a hot moist day you run your hand from your grundle to your balls and then proceed to slap someone in the face

Man did you hear about Jeff . Kyle hit him with the old grundle grande. Hope Kyle showered yesterday

by Hdockboy May 30, 2023

Slap Happy Grand Pappy

An old man that loves to slap during sex.

(From Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Jared: Oh, man. My dad's a Slap Happy Grand Pappy
Mike: Sorry to hear that.

by SeevaGooner March 28, 2023

Grande Warrior

The most famous quote from the film The Bastard Sword.

The pronunciation of "Grande" is butchered in the film to sound more like Shakespearean English. This is the only word in the film to do this

Look at him, thinks he's a man worthy of title. 6 foot tall, arms of tree trunks and hair of elemental fire.

...a real Grande Warrior

by Mikey boy 101 July 29, 2018

Grand Slam

when in a single night a person shits themselves, pisses themselves and throws up all over themselves due to drinking to much alcohol.

“Holy shit, Anika just pulled a Grand Slam”

by handcrafted October 15, 2018

Great Grand GILF

A GILF but greater and grander

“Damn, Steve’s Great Grandma is a Great Grand GILF!”
“Derek, she died last week.”

by A Kasrkin June 8, 2023