Turkish Flap Doodle

The act of ingesting a gold chain, defecating it, freezing it, then using it as a dildo

I caught my wife stealing my gold chain to use in a Turkish Flap Doodle

by Askalotl July 7, 2025

Rum flap

A female version of "whisky dick". When a female drinks too much and is unable to be sexually stimulated.

My girl and I tried to get it on, but rum flap got the best of her.

by wwastfriends June 16, 2017

Bitch Flaps

See also Meat Curtains, the excess loose flesh on a woman's vagina.

Man, did you see the bitch flaps on that girl at the club?

by Thraven The Mad January 18, 2024

Flap Hound

A person searching for vaginas on a regular basis.

Dave - you are such a Flap Hound!

by Wombatchops22 October 7, 2021

Cat Flap

Labia (Pussy Lips)

I bought alkaline soap for my cat flaps.

by Rhino That is Albino August 3, 2017

Flap-wrap

The equivalent of teabagging for people with vaginas.

Not only did she gank me, to add insult to injury she flap-wrapped me, bro!

by Ganksy April 15, 2022

Flap-tips

The appearance one's fingertips take on after playing computer games for extended periods of time using only the mouse touch pad. Similar to flat pancakes or 'flapjacks'.

You know it's time to get off the computer when you look down and see your fingers have flap-tips.

by shelovestosail September 22, 2009