Polk County Fake-Out

When you're having sex, right before climax you pull out, jizz in the girl's eyes then fart in her mouth.

Johnny gave Susie a Polk County Fake-out, she couldn't see where he ran off, but she sure as hell tasted what he had for lunch.

by dhw420 January 29, 2010

Frosted Shit Flakes

Pieces of fecies that gather at the bottom of the toilet. I'm talkin bout that 2nd flush crew.

Sorry bro, but i took a nasty ass dump and left some frosted shit flakes.

by Jesus Cristos August 22, 2007

fake-over

A fake-over is when a person has a make-over using a multitude of props such as hair extensions, breast implants, fake eyelashes, spray tans, false nails, collagened lips and coloured contacts. This results in a fake/plastic/Barbie-like look completely different to the person's natural appearance. Very popular with aspirant "actresses" and "models", as well as bored, rich ladies of leisure.

Candy has completed her fake-over and now is indistinguishable from all the other girls at the casting.

by Rock Amethyst October 5, 2011

Fake Fan

(n.) a person who commits to plans then...
a. doesn’t show up for them (-500)
b.bails on them for different people (-1000)
c. doesn’t reply in gc when making plans (-200)
d. doesn’t respond in cows within 5 minutes of opening(-100)
e. declines turtle kiss (-1000)
f. more than an hour late to expected time (-500)
g. falsely accusing someone of being a fake fan (-300)
h. calling anyone outside friend group a fake fan (-800)

(adj.) when someone has the qualities of a fake fan

Robin ditches us... she is such a fake fan!

by robinisafakefan October 13, 2018

stand out like a fake tit

a more modernized definition for standing out in a crowd, or sticking out like a soar thumb

That crazy hat makes you stand out like a fake tit.

by naponxxx April 6, 2009

Fake Boobs

"Fake Boobs" are good for whores and sluts to attract men for a one time fuck, The man is attracted to her under false circumstances until he finds out that her great boobs are fake boobs, He will bang her a time or two, and move on to the next girl who has the REAL THING!

A deception by girls with small boobs to look and feel better about the crappy life they have created for themselves. Also used as a way to get more work if she wants to be a successful porno star.

Men prefer girls with natural boobs, but if the bitch is flat chested or suffers from "boob sag" fake boobs are the best option for her.

Joe: something about that bitch looks funny

Max: Yeah ... its just her "Fake Boobs" that make her look funny.

by Get real, Ya All!!! May 15, 2008

Fakeboi

A scared bitch who tries to act tough but will run like a pussy

A Lenox!

Man 1:This fakeboi just tried to square up
Man 2: What did you do?
Man 1: I made that bitch run

by Kolosto January 26, 2017