Fart dominance

A relationship state in which one person is dominating the other person by being able to openly fart whenever, wherever, as loud and as smelly as they want to, while the other person is absolutely not allowed to fart at all.

Look at Brian farting away shamelessly in front of his new girlfriend, he has established tremendous fart dominance!

by Captain Lumpi January 5, 2022

Dead Fart

The gas caused by a dead deer who has been decomposing for 10 plus hours, which hisses gas out of its asshole as you drag it along the sidewalk

The deer was dead farting as we dragged it along the sidewalk in front of the tree hugger

by Mildy Flaccid October 28, 2018

Signal Fart

A fart that smells horrible because you are about to take a huge shit.

Bob's signal farts were clearing rooms at the party until he went to the bathroom.

by Crazytacobubble October 23, 2014

Fart silencer

It’s several folds of toilet paper pinched between your butt cheeks and asshole to silence farts. It really works. Stops push through if you have a wet fart or break a roid loose as well.

I was in the restaurant hammering out some bad gas but nobody know it was me because I had a fart silencer installed.

by Richter Ass September 29, 2019

fart pebbles

Poop.

I made fart pebbles in the potty today.

by KittyKittyLickLick1234 November 14, 2010

Fart jiggle

When someone farts but the fart stays in their butt for a few seconds, makes their butt jiggle, then comes out as a giant nuclear explosion.

I just blew a fart jiggle.

by Rynoxious May 15, 2018

yolo fart

The act of not knowing if your fart will be just a fart or a little shit and you say yolo and take a go at it

God damn I feel a yolo fart coming in fuck it yolo

by JaaadFurr November 28, 2013