Douche Money

The money you get when you pass go in monopoly.

Damnit! Erik has been getting all the Douche Money while I've been in jail.

by ZeMasterDouche October 29, 2008

douche lettuce

a green leafy vegetable matter that when smoked makes you act like a douche.

Alex was acting stupid so I asked him if he had been smoking douche lettuce.

by Matt Mallow February 28, 2009

Douche-tom

The biggest fag ever, enjoys placing african americans cocks in his mouth and or asshole

Douche-Tom sucked the cock until he choked then put the black guys 24 incher in his ass, he still shits anacondas.

by THE MAN YAA March 6, 2009

Douche-Basket

1. A person who goes out of their way to be an extreme douchebag; more so than a douchebag, but less than a Douchesaurus-Rex. 2. Alternate description of a douchebag

Eric was being such a douche-basket the other day, don't you think?

by Travis Shade January 3, 2009

Douche-Matic

Meaning "Gay" or "Stupid"

That was totally Douche-Matic!

by D00SHMAN123 April 18, 2009

douche maid

n. A girl or woman who exhibits douchey qualities; the female equivalent of a douche bag.

See also Ann Coulter.

She came off as a total douche maid when she said she went to school in Boston instead of just saying Harvard.

by a Feminist June 19, 2009

douche cough

noun. A jet or stream of water that expels air with a harsh noise.

"douche cough"

by angry monkey on a boat! June 26, 2009