"LOL I woke up last night and there was a Star of David nut stain on my back, but i cant remember who gave it to me..."
"i was bored of reading the Torah so i gave my schmuck girlfriend Sheila the Punch of David"
"i was bored of reading the Torah so i gave my schmuck girlfriend Sheila the Punch of David"
by j00 October 30, 2004
by I FUCKED DAVIDS MOM January 14, 2019
A Brazilian footballer who is overpriced as f**k. Moved from Chelsea to Paris-Saint Germain for buttload of cash. But overall a good defender
by batmaaaan August 24, 2014
The significant other of Elton John.
by Straitman July 10, 2006
When you have such violent vigorous sex that your partner is injured.
Named after the fact that David Mamet always puts his wife Rebecca Pigeon in the cast for most of his movies.
Named after the fact that David Mamet always puts his wife Rebecca Pigeon in the cast for most of his movies.
Jordan: I saw Delores walking around with a limp today.
Jordan #2 Yeah, I totally gave her a David Mamet last night.
Jordan #2 Yeah, I totally gave her a David Mamet last night.
by polbo January 18, 2011
To fuck up something important.
To be tactically inept at a game that requires skill.
To be clueless in important situations.
To use bad luck as an excuse for failure.
To be tactically inept at a game that requires skill.
To be clueless in important situations.
To use bad luck as an excuse for failure.
by Juan it doesn't Mata February 03, 2014
While doing a female doggy style, you pull out while simultaneously having another male friend insert. While they are fucking, you walk around to the front where she can see you and say, "Tah-Dah!!"
She was super pissed when I David Copperfielded her last night.
I found out my girlfriend cheated on me, so I'm totally going to David Copperfield her later.
I found out my girlfriend cheated on me, so I'm totally going to David Copperfield her later.
by bignp07 November 12, 2011