punch of david

When you jizz a Star of David on a girls back, and then punch her in the back of the head.

"LOL I woke up last night and there was a Star of David nut stain on my back, but i cant remember who gave it to me..."

"i was bored of reading the Torah so i gave my schmuck girlfriend Sheila the Punch of David"

by j00 October 29, 2004

David’s mom

David mom thinks David is gay and says that David is adopted

I FUCKED DAVID’S MOM

by I FUCKED DAVIDS MOM January 13, 2019

David Luiz

A Brazilian footballer who is overpriced as f**k. Moved from Chelsea to Paris-Saint Germain for buttload of cash. But overall a good defender

Did you see David Luiz play today against Monaco

by batmaaaan August 24, 2014

david furnish

The significant other of Elton John.

Sorry, boys, you're too late.... Elton's already got a special hunk of spunk named David Furnish!

by Straitman July 11, 2006

David Mamet

When you have such violent vigorous sex that your partner is injured.

Named after the fact that David Mamet always puts his wife Rebecca Pigeon in the cast for most of his movies.

Jordan: I saw Delores walking around with a limp today.
Jordan #2 Yeah, I totally gave her a David Mamet last night.

by polbo January 19, 2011

David Moyes

To fuck up something important.
To be tactically inept at a game that requires skill.
To be clueless in important situations.
To use bad luck as an excuse for failure.

I can't believe I did a David Moyes today.

You're such a David Moyes at Chess.

by Juan it doesn't Mata February 3, 2014

David Copperfield

While doing a female doggy style, you pull out while simultaneously having another male friend insert. While they are fucking, you walk around to the front where she can see you and say, "Tah-Dah!!"

She was super pissed when I David Copperfielded her last night.

I found out my girlfriend cheated on me, so I'm totally going to David Copperfield her later.

by bignp07 November 12, 2011