Ass Clown 

A form of the more common Failure combined with an Ass Hole. Basically a combination of the worst traits of both: the mental, social, and physical shortcomings of a Failure, with all the obnoxious douchebaggery of an Ass Hole.

1. Joel may be a Failure, but at least he's not an Ass Clown...

2. Shawn is indeed an Ass Clown

Ass Clown by MNWHREDLX February 24, 2009

death valley clown car 

A variation of the DVDA (double-vaginal double-anal) position. The woman, while being double-penetrated in both the anus and vagina, receives two penis' in the mouth as well. This brings the final penis count to 6.

Yo, Rob! Get over here and stick your meat in this gal's pie-hole and let's get us a death valley clown car goin'!

death valley clown car by DepravedDinosaurKing April 28, 2011

banging a clown 

the act of doing little to nothing other than relaxing. originated as a spoof of the Counting Crows song, "Hangingaround".

Paul: What are you up to?
Jason: Not much too fucking much, just banging a clown.

banging a clown by Dr. P.J. Conlike January 11, 2009

Golden Clown Penis 

A variation of the clown penis. While giving the basic clown penis, the girl pees on the clown penis, giving the impression that the clown penis is actually the one urinating.

Bob was upset and gave Suzy a clown penis, but she showed him up when she returned the favor with a golden clown penis.

Golden Clown Penis by isabelyarg January 28, 2008

midget clown porn 

1. A type of porn that contains midgets in clown suits.

Wee-man and jenny were dressed as clowns making a midget clown porn video.

midget clown porn by /b/ro4lyfe November 17, 2013

I'm fuckin this clown! 

Term used when you are having intercourse with a red headed person, usually covered in freckles and pale skin.

Brett: Hey. Daniel Horn sent me a text.
Spencer: What's it say?
Brett: "Guess what, I'm fuckin this clown!(Open pic)...A WHAT THE FUCK, THAT'S MY SISTER!"

I'm fuckin this clown! by D.Hobo Larry October 23, 2009

Water Clown 

A person who trys to be amusing or entertaining in an over the top way and believes they have pulled it off, but in reality they have failed.

The comedian last night made his jokes so over the top, that instead of being amusing he was a water clown.

Water Clown by FrogboggerSteve March 16, 2009