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An overrated point guard who is nothing but a chucker. Some believe he had a better season than Tyreke Evans and Stephon Curry but they failed to look at Jennings shooting percentage. He is a below average basketball player from Compton Italy and should go back home and play in the Euroleague.
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He takes much pride in his minecraft worlds by always keeping them spick and span! He also has a humongous forehead, he is very bad at cooking and once set my house on fire
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