Brandon Klingerman 

A man with absolutely gyatt worthy booty cheeks that will make any man go full axel in Harlem mode when they see him bouncing down the street with his absolutely massive dumpy

I saw Brandon Klingerman on my way to work today, safe to say I definitely “got to work” after that (;.

Brandon Klingerman by YouTuber”jaystation” August 23, 2023

brandon patterson 

OH MAN! This is a handsome, beast of a man! He has no money, a crappy job, and he lives in a closet in his best friends' livingroom, but somehow, he manages to pull the sexiest girls. This is a poorly dressed man and sometimes smells of milk and dirty socks. His moddo..."black socks are awesome because you don't have to wash them! They always look clean!"

Brandon Patterson

brandon patterson by BigP6969 February 4, 2010

Brandon Schuler 

The hottest man in the entire world. His girlfriend is lucky to have him and doesn't know what she has. Any one is lucky to have had even looked at him.

girl1: did you just see that man! He was soooo hot.
girl2: must of been Brandon Schuler

Brandon Schuler by iwantbrandonschuler April 8, 2011

Brandon Jennings 

An overrated point guard who is nothing but a chucker. Some believe he had a better season than Tyreke Evans and Stephon Curry but they failed to look at Jennings shooting percentage. He is a below average basketball player from Compton Italy and should go back home and play in the Euroleague.

If you miss a lot of shots in a basketball game you pulled a Brandon Jennings.

Brandon Jennings by everyone>jennings December 22, 2010

brandon hurst 

a great guy. hot and loves to party. has huge muscles. loves coke when he is high. everyone is dtf when they see this guy.

Brandon Hurst why are you doing coke while high. Oh it doesnt matter because you are so sexy and i want to have sex with you.

brandon hurst by yummmmmmmm July 3, 2012

brandon’s mom 

cunt

“I wouldn’t want to be brandon’s mom, because she is very gay, and i’m not gay.”

brandon’s mom by christian pryor likes children February 15, 2018

Brandon King 

do not accede on shit he does or have done and perpetuate to fucking do people relish he will revolt anyone in every way possible see him no more than a incalculably narcissistic sphincter and a revolting monotonous solitaire playing derelict whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. He is the true definition of a fuck boy.

Brandon likes beating on women and love to have complete utterly control of everyone surrounding him. Dont be a Brandon king.

Brandon King by DG King January 4, 2020