An Anus that is so EPIC and urban that your penis juice just evaporates, urban in the meaning of EPIC and not some stupid city but as in epic as fuck. An anus so urban that the feeling us so unaxplainable not even steven hawkings could define it. Its just simply an Urban Anus. These anus's are so rare that only a proximity of 4/100 lives will find an Urban Anus.
by AssBlaster64 December 4, 2018
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Get the starry anus mug.When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.
Male:.....slithering penis.
Female:Whatchu doing
Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.
Female:Whatchu doing
Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.
by Doubledeckerdaggerdick May 9, 2019
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User: I respect your opinion as a fellow human, but I would love to suggest that you shove your shitty opinion down a peacock anus
User: I respect your opinion as a fellow human, but I would love to suggest that you shove your shitty opinion down a peacock anus
by Nyaakuza June 27, 2019
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Get the Slit-Anus mug.Is a latin phrase that means one year. It is also a popular YouTube channel which, even though it's content might seem strange, is quite entertaining. the channel was created by the YouTubers Markiplier aka Mark and Crankgameplay aka Eathen.
by Cluelessartist November 21, 2019
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