Stepping on a clown

In the process of breaking wind

Im going to be stepping on a clown real soon, and you are not going to like it

by bowen_arrow May 6, 2010

Clown car

A sex position where multiple men are inside one small girl.

Grace: last night I was the guys clown car
Lily: omg you’re so lucky

by Fj.Anthony.Wolf January 5, 2019

Clown Prison

A desperately hopeless situation so named because the thought of being stuck in a prison filled with clowns is indescribably terrifying.

I am surrounded by idiots in this clown prison but I can't escape because I have to pay my mortgage.

by RowboatCop March 8, 2019

Clown Meat

It tastes funny

Had some Clown Meat the other day, tasted funny as always

by Garfibromyalgia April 29, 2021

Dunk Clown

A dunk clown is someone you hire to show up and publically beat someone you dislike at a thing they believe they're good at. Traditionally it's an actual clown coming to beat someone at basketball, but can be used for any activity.

Smug ass Marvin thinks he's so good at chess, I'm gonna get a dunk clown to take him down a peg.

by DestroFace May 17, 2017

Pants Clowned

To be intoxicated, "fucked up" or otherwise inebriated.

Goddamn, Jimmy drank a gallon of Gin and now he's pants clowned...

by The JZA & The RZA August 25, 2004

red clown

When you go down on your lady during her period. While you're down there you bite the string to her tampon and pull it out using your teeth. Then you swing your head left to right so it swings and gives you a giant bloody red happy face. Like a clowns

I don't care if it's that time of the month. I'm going for the red clown tonight!

by Sugarnay August 10, 2016