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windows update

A whole bunch of useless crud.
by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 1, 2003
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windows

An operating system marketed by Microsoft. Many people hate it, but still use it. Here's some proof. WinXP-75% Win2000-6.5% WinVista-3.1% Linux-3.3% Mac-3.8% Other-about 3%
I am using a PSP to write this, and not windows. :)
by omgsandwich June 30, 2007
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Grass widow

When a woman becomes a widow NOT BECAUSE HER HUSBAND DIED but due to other circumstances. Those reasons may also include a husband (and father, if kids were involved) that leaves home abandoning his wife (and child/ren) never to return. The term "grass widow" was introduced in the 1920s/30s.
For years, Katie Moreland didn't tell her only son Meredith, that his father didn't in fact die. Lane Moreland didn't want to bear the responsibility of raising a family so young, so he packed up his stuff and left, leaving Katie a grass widow.
by Babydoll75 April 2, 2019
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Black Widow

Black Widow is a friken bad ass Avenger and probably the strongest best one.

She helps fight Thanos
by Non Important Person May 12, 2020
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WindowsVista

A scramble for money upgrade which offers no true advantage over the previous.
"Man, I just sold that guy a metal tube for his intake and told him it would make his car faster... that was a good WindowsVista!!"
by Diggie January 15, 2007
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boat widow

Wives and Girlfirends involved with service members while they are on some sort of deployment, who frequent e-clubs and bars in seek of a fuck or quick lay because they are big whores. Normally end up cheating on there husbands or bf and getting pregnat by some dude slapping high fives for banging some dudes wife.
Look its Steves wife talking to like eight dudes. Look shes grabbing 2 guys cocks. She such a boat widow. Lets go get our knobs slobbed.
by andrew lorenz October 3, 2006
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windwow

Another way of spelling "window". It must be ok, because if you google "windwow" you come up with thousands and thousands of hits - even linked to companies who manufacture and sell windows.

This word originated back in the early '70s when my sister typed up a Christmas poem parody I wrote called "Christmas in the '70s" as a parody of "T'was the Night Before Christmas".

Anyway, the last lines in the poem went like this:

He staggared to his sleigh and his team made a fixture,
And away they all flew, like a horror picture.
But I heard him exclaim, from his sleigh window sill,
"I'll sue you if you don't pay the bill!"

But she made a typo when she typed "window"... she actually typed "windwow". In fact that was the only mistake she made in typing up the entire thing. This was like the fourth time she had typed it in because I complained about other typos in previous drafts.

So when I complained about "windwow", she grabbed it and put a line through the second "w" and gave it back to me, and that's when I realized that she wasn't going to type it in a fifth time. I think it was at that very moment when I ceased in being a perfectionist.

Anyway, since that fateful day, whenever I wrote the words "window" or "windows", I intentionally spelled it "windwow" or "windwows" instead. This is especially noteworthy since I now work as a columnist for a computer magazine and have to write things about Microsoft Windwows a lot. It drives my editor crazy.
Microsoft Windwows sure crashes a lot.
by Alfie The Horndog October 2, 2007
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