by Bahma February 23, 2025
The Pignika Coke Whale, scientifically known as 'Cokus Pignikus' is a remarkable obese marine mammal that inhabits the coken jungle in which it very often consumes the native coca plant leaves. The pignika coke whale is a massive creature, measuring up to 98 feet in circumference, its rotund body is reminiscent of a bloated barrel. Its age is a point of concern, standing at 42 whole years, it's considered ancient among its species.
Person 1: "What is that gigantic thing in the zoo???"
Person 2: "Oh, nothing alarming, that's just the pignika coke whale"
Person 2: "Oh, nothing alarming, that's just the pignika coke whale"
by Cupcakke'sPubicHair December 18, 2024
by realkawaiipineapple2145 October 07, 2022
A brawl between two overweight tub of lards, male or female, who begin wailing at eachother with flabby biceps and 300+ pounds of body weight.
by Capn Coochy February 13, 2019
When you stuff a melon, usually a watermelon, with ham salad, drill a hole in it and then proceed to acquire carnal knowledge of it.
It has ben a long and boring quarantine, so when I get home from the store I am going do some whale braining to pass the time.
by Frank789 February 28, 2021
Have you ever seen a snow whale
by Findtherealdeal October 08, 2015