whale

a whale is someone who spends a lot of money on a game

"you're a whale."
"no, i didn't even spend that much??"
"you just spent over $1k on the game..."

by vtm1266 September 9, 2025

That documentary about whales

Phrase (pejorative)

Used to identify and describe a corpulent individual without them noticing.

"Hey, have you seen that documentary about whales?
Check my 6 o'clock."

by eka.chester July 6, 2018

Sperm Whale

When one gets a girl pregnant and 7 months later, once she is well into the third trimester, that same individual has sex with the same girl, pulls out and spaffs on her pregnant belly and then says "hey look, a sperm whale".

He turned to her and asked if he could make her a sperm whale.

by Pregosaurus13 January 2, 2021

Whale sneeze

The water that shoots out of a whales blow hole. Or used Figuratively as a phrase.

Holy shit dude that sounded like a whale sneeze.

by Whale scientist February 3, 2018

Whale

Lana del rey

LANA IS A WHALE

by Cardibisbotched April 5, 2025

Slave Whale

A larger women who just wants sex and is submissive to a mans junk.

Mike: " Holy shit you see the way Ashley dresses?"
Jon: "Yea shes such a slave whale!"

by creepersrfags October 19, 2016

Sperm Whale

When you ejaculate into a fat woman and Just after you dip her head into a bowl of water

JOSH: Dude Jane is so fat, I wish I could sperm whale her
MARK: you're A WEIRDO MAN

by NICK NAVK THE PATTIES BACK June 7, 2018