see you in Washington

Corporate lingo to say, “I’m disappearing to an undisclosed location for a holiday, and I’d rather wrestle a bear than deal with work.” It gives the illusion of a business trip, but really, you're vibing somewhere on the beach with a Negroni and work phone turned off.

VP: “Can you put this deck and analysis together for next week?”
You: “Sorry, I’ll be out—see you in Washington.”
Translation: “I’m backpacking in Thailand, good luck surviving without me.”

by corporateweapon69 December 20, 2024

Giving Fair Warning Is No Longer Necessary

Giving Fair Warning Is No Longer Necessary. You are no longer required to give fair warning.

Hym Iam "Giving Fair Warning Is No Longer Necessary. You are no longer required to give fair warning."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2026

Journey "Angie" Washington: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Journey "Angie" Washington: The First Juvenile Release
Person 1:

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 9, 2025

George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Vietnamese Power Washing

The act of holding in your bladder for 7 hours, then putting your DangALang in another dude and proceeding to wash his anus with your mighty stream

Hey man, my asshole is pretty itchy. Can you give me a Vietnamese Power Washing?

by Juce916 June 2, 2025

Devil’s Washing Machine

The sex move of shoving an arm coated in atomic hot sauce up your partner’s anus and turning your arm 90 degrees back and forth at a rapid pace.

“Bro, this girl last night asked for a Devil’s Washing machine, I was so excited!”

by milesmorales August 22, 2025

Rikudaloo Jarlumpkin Hurnoodle Lolimclolilols Grumplestartyukle Igloomcgee George WashingJohnson

A long ass name.

Person 1: Did you see Steven has a new name?
Person 2: Yeah, it's Rikudaloo Jarlumpkin Hurnoodle Lolimclolilols Grumplestartyukle Igloomcgee George WashingJohnson.

by heelies to escape my feelies January 19, 2018