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Whale kissing

When two people have their buttholes touch while making whale sounds
Micaela, I loved hearing you and Cody whale kissing last night. I thought Netflix auto played Our Planet.
by CorneliusTheGreat September 18, 2022
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Sperm whale

A woman takes a load and blows it through her lip gauge in the air and splashes on her face like a blow hole
Blow it like a sperm whale babe
by Gymjones July 2, 2021
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Sperm whale

When you ejaculate into a woman's bellybutton and slap the sides of her stomach so that it shoots up like the Waterhole of a whale
"It got kinda messy when I gave my girl the Sperm Whale last night, worth it tho"
by Niggamus Prime July 31, 2019
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Whale Sprite

A short thin woman with an extroverted expressive personality is attracted to tall fat/large men with reserved introverted personalities
Mya is such a knockout, why would she go for that guy?

Because Mya is a Whale Sprite
by False_Hydra September 12, 2023
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Sperm-Whaling

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023
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Whale Wings

The saggy fat that hangs from the upper arm region. Typically found on older women that substitute teach or work in library's.
Damn bro, check out the whale wings on the librarian! She bout to fly over to McDonalds with them how's.
by NotTheGuyThatToldYouThisTerm February 21, 2022
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Whale

Guy 1: Your mom is a whale!
Guy 2: *shoots Guy 1*
by Hayato Dakarai Anims January 27, 2022
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