Tug of War

"The tug of war" is a phenomen that takes place after wipping with excessive toilet paper. Said paper gets stuck in ones ass while also finding water. Upon flushing the "Tug of War" commences.

"what took so long In there? Is everything okay?"

"Sorry, I lost a tug of war battle."

by Bionicbrady November 6, 2017

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Thumb-war

When you play thumb war, but with your toes.

guy 1: dude can we play thumb-war?
guy 2: yeah gimme your hand
guy 1: nonono its with our feet

by Sidewhore January 30, 2018

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Star Wars

A kids cartoon movie that is typically watched by ages 4-13

Star wars:Star Wars is an American epic space

by OldManDan69 October 26, 2020

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War hero

that one friend who will not go quietly into the night. who is not an expendable asset no matter how much of a nuisance he or she might be.

roger: can you come to my house again. we are grilling again.

doger: yea

roger: we have to some our chores first and shovel some dog shit in my kennels

doger: ok. what should i bring for dinner.

roger: just some chicken or bratts. the kids get so excited when you come.

doger: (in his own mind: what???). Okay be right over.

roger's wife: is he coming again ? this unwanted friend of ours??

doger: do not speak about my friend that way. he is a war hero from work. they drew first blood. be nice to him.

by batman_d1 August 10, 2012

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Facebook Wars

When two people are not friends on Facebook, yet they take stabs at each other through their status updates, making them public for the other party to see.

Facebook Wars:

Mary Smith: Really hates when people like YOU stalk my page, get a life and quit stalking mine!

Jane Doe: Your life is not THAT interesting for me to stalk, get over yourself!

by Laughing at Everyone January 12, 2012

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