twat waffle

a drunken slang

your a twat waffle

by MDOODLE March 31, 2009

awful waffle

awful waffle is where you put syrup in your womans pussy then you make love to her and afterwards she licks the sweet syrup off your cock

me and my woman were feelin horny and wanted something sweet so i gave her an awful waffle

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 14, 2009

Waffling Jackass

(1) The democrat's candidate for president of the United States - John Kerry
(2) Someone that has alzheimers that can't remember what they said yesterday due to an opinion poll shift.
(3) Someone who can contradict himself in one sentence eg. "I voted for it before I voted against it"

See also John Kerry John F Kerry Democrat dimocrat democrap

John Kerry needs to divorce Ketchup lady and marry Mrs. Buttersworth - It's only appropriate.

by the waffletoday September 13, 2004

waffles & cream

When one is banging a girl from behind and her face is pushed against the fence to create a "grill marks". Then turn her around and ejaculate in her face.

We were at the park and I gave Mary waffles & cream.

by Octopussie October 28, 2007

Soggy Waffle

Sub par vagina. Ugly Females

That girl you we're talking to was a Soggy waffle

by Ollata Vagina September 20, 2006

Blue Waffle

A Bluish Greenish abnormality in a female OR Male sex organ that is cause by: A weak immune system or lowered resistance to disease is one of the main reason that contributes to blue waffle infection. Secondly, stress and poor or low nutrition diet are some more factors that can result to this vaginal infection. Wearing tight underwear or using feminine hygiene sprays can also cause blue waffle infection. Being an elusive STI(Sexually Transmitted Infection), the infection can also be transmitted from an infected partner to the other partner, if the person indulges in unprotected sex. Other causes may include the use of contraceptives or birth control pills, cuts, abrasions, or some irritations in the vagina from childbirth, intercourse without lubrication, tampons and use of an instrument in the vagina.
Male or Female?? :
Though the term blue waffle has not been officially recognized by any medical professional, it does not mean that the infection does not prevails. In fact, blue waffle infection is often believed to be an elusive Sexually Transmitted Infection (STI) which can occur in both men and women but is more commonly seen in women. Blue waffle is a parasitic infection that primarily affects the urogenital tract. Also termed as trichomoniasis or trich, this infectious disease particularly affects the urethra and vagina in women.

Boy1:OMG!! did you see that chick's pussy?!!?! Its totally a blue waffle!!!!
Boy2:NO WAY!!!

Boy1:YEAH!!!!!

by NomNomNomOnYourMom April 5, 2011

Stroop Waffle

A legendary Dutch snack full of sweet, sticky, orgasmic filling between two waffle cookies.

Best enjoyed for breakfast in bed, with coffee, or as a dessert. Sometimes warmed or eaten from the package.

Used often to cleanse the mind and palette.

Commonly enjoyed after or before sexual intercourse.

Pronounced "Strope Vaffle"

"Hey! Want a stroop waffle? Yeah man, thanks"

"Wow that was amazing, want a stroop waffle to make ourselves not feel like shit about having underage sex?"

by Benji831 October 14, 2013