toothpaste hangover

Wheere you eat toothpaste (a lot) so you know you are basically drunk

Hey man I am having a toothpaste hangover

by Youarebobcum March 9, 2016

Dirty Toothbrush

A dirty toothbrush is when a woman shits on her sex partners dick and he puts it in her mouth and rubs it just on her teeth.

lisa got a dirty toothbrush from chuck

by urbansexman August 22, 2009

Glasgow Tooth Brush

Chewing gum used in the place of chewing gum.

I fell asleep outside Asda last night, so no chance to brush my teeth. Good job i had a pack of Glasgow tooth brushes.

by Major. Tumpleton May 17, 2008

Toothpick

getting a toothpick stuck in your penis

Jen toothpicked me while giving me head.

by Lou- 6 foot 6 Beast (GUNIT) April 11, 2005

Toothless hag

When you have a terrible case of swampass and your anus becomes fiercly irritated and red.

"Dude, I went to the gym this morning and I didn't take a shower, and I could barely walk because I got the toothless hag."

by Shaniquiwaa June 30, 2008

Tooth Brush Out

fuck you

yeah well tooth brush out man!

by leasha January 16, 2004

irish toothache

a man who is unable to practice fidelity due to his roving eye, incessant sex drive, or his low self-esteem...also known as a womanizer.

"That Carl is such a cad...if his lying won't get him wasted, his Irish toothache will!"

by Titus Breast February 22, 2009