Fat Tongue

When you drink a little and end up swallowing your words

My friend, Jacob, had a few beers and ended up with a “fat tongue” tonight— slurring his words and everything…

by Jfirestone December 9, 2022

toad tongue

when the flaps of skin from your ballsack hang out of your zipper, to make this possible you have to secure your testicles within the domicile of the pants.

So we were at Joe dogs, and i brang out the toad tongue and got kicked out of joe dogs.

by majormagoo January 18, 2009

Speaking in Tongues

The act of grabbing and securing ones balls with teeth, and licking the secured edges like an oversized ice-cube.

Did you see Pastor Browning the other day? I never knew he loved Speaking in Tongues!

by Jesusmyoneandonly June 27, 2021

Forked Tongue Twang

Fork Tongued Twang. (FOWRed TUng tWANG) A Forked Tongue Twang is a dialect of American English language that was first popularized by defense attorneys during the O. J. Trial and is in popular use in the United States specifically by legal and law enforcement personnel . Recently this flowery dialect has caught on in Washington D. C. and is in usee by elected officials, such as Congressmen and in the Senate . It is characterized by gransiose verbage , sensationalism , and blatant character assassination disguised as personal character , charisma and charm.

The Mayor peppers his speech liberally with that Forked Tongue Twang , so no one believes a word he says and he lost the election .

by Lcherry June 10, 2025

tongue plug

Where you plug the lady or mans butt with your tongue.

Let me tongue plug you baby

by dicklick2000 July 24, 2017

pussy tongue

When you can’t handle hot or carbonated drinks

Zack has a pussy tongue.

by Pussy tongue December 1, 2017

Split Tongue

Otherwise known as bifurcated tongue, is a tongue that is separated roughly midway to the base. Most commonly done with suture and scalpel, the procedure may be done with a cauterizing tool or as it was first done with a tongue piercing and fishing line. It is quickly gaining popularity in the body modification scene.

Did that chick who gave you head have a Split Tongue?

"Yeah bro it was wild with two tongues!"

by VICEroykit November 5, 2020