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A Towel that Washed

When a young person challenges an older person to a towel-snapping contest...and they lose.
Tommy thought he could beat his dad in a towel-snapping contest. The bruise on Tommy's leg shows he is A TOWEL THAT WASHED.
by Miagi BrainNog September 29, 2025
mugGet the A Towel that Washedmug.

Washing cuckshene

A washing machine twice the size as the usual with no water made to disorientate cucks and to create a form of entertainment during sex
I love our new washing cuckshene let’s paint it pink and put glitter on it
by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025
mugGet the Washing cuckshenemug.

Wash Ya Bowl

Lazy person that doesn't pick up after themselves.
Stop being lazy and Wash Ya Bowl!
by Mad working momma May 4, 2022
mugGet the Wash Ya Bowlmug.

Washing hands

Are they still washing hands.
by GreenLife23 April 27, 2010
mugGet the Washing handsmug.

coop-washing

Similar to green-washing but where large companies setup cooperatives to save their struggling business models
They have decided to setup as a cooperative to pretend to care about the people - clear sign of coop-washing I am sure
by cubicgarden July 18, 2023
mugGet the coop-washingmug.

Car wash

Getting your penis sucked without movement or “Soaking with the mouth
I’m feeling squeaky clean I got the best car wash last night
by Whale of a wash October 16, 2022
mugGet the Car washmug.

Wash It All Away

a song by American heavy metal band Five Finger Death Punch, from their sixth studio album Got Your Six.
I'm wasting here
Can anyone
Wash It All Away?
I'm waiting here
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
mugGet the Wash It All Awaymug.

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