by wirest June 30, 2019
Get the curiosity jump mug.When one male lies on the ground with an erect penis and another man tries to jump onto it so that the penis directly enters his sphincter.
Ryan laid on the ground and got his penis to an erect state. Justin then lined it up with precision and leaped backwards, landing straight on to Ryan's erect penis. They both celebrated with glee as they had completed a successful Schlong jump.
by Dezmuz May 27, 2016
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Get the jump pad mquack mug.When you get onto your MySpace and you get alot of messages at the same time and your too busy to respond to them all yet you feel obliged to respond anyways.
Eddie: Man, I just checked my messages and and I already got 7 new ones. Hell, I don't even know a few of the people who sent me messages.
Jared: Haha, you just got message jumped. Bitch.
Jared: Haha, you just got message jumped. Bitch.
by Cinna-Buns February 1, 2007
Get the message jumped mug.When you pull your dick out of your pants but let your shirt hang down over it. You then ask your friends if they want to see your jump shot, at which point you raise up to take a basketball shot, thus raising your shirt and exposing your meat stick.
Also works with “Do you want to see my golf swing?”
Also works with “Do you want to see my golf swing?”
by Rod Bangwell September 5, 2023
Get the Jump shot mug.Being inconsiderate and uncommitted to a relationship w/ a girl and doing the posterized pose in basketball while you’re at it
by Minionluvrr3000 March 24, 2023
Get the Jump boom mug.A jump where the athlete backs out, ceases, lands feet first (unintentionally), stumbles, or is unable to start a jump.
by anonthermus November 21, 2025
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