Eat a sandwich

Something skinny people get told far too often

I'm a tad underweight, so I'm always told to eat a sandwich

by Spaghettinoodleghost May 12, 2021

Argentinian Sandwich

(Noun) When one person shits in a toilet, then another person subsequently shits in same toilet and the first shits again... In the same toilet.

Dude, did you just Argentinian Sandwich my toilet? It smells like a hobo's taint in there.

by atcordar June 29, 2014

Sandwich Fest

The opposite of "Sausage Fest", when the number of females in an environment overwhelmingly exceeds the amount of males present.

"Victoria, how was the club last night?" "No luck, it was a total sandwich fest."

by Streamline274 November 11, 2010

panty sandwich

a hot little swollen pussy covered by a silky panty. With mayo please .... mmmmm a panty sandwich

my girl laid back on the pillow ... spread her legs .. and fed me her panty sandwich

by Billwhack March 8, 2014

Void Sandwich

A model used to explain the theory of parallel/alternate universes. The bun/bread is the universe and the inside on the sandwich is used to describe the void between universes.

The void sandwich model was used in a science class to describe parallel universes.

by paralleluniverse March 17, 2012

hummus sandwich

The act of having anal sex; preferably with a strap on.

Man: "Will you do to me what you did to me in Flint?"
Woman: "What, make you a hummus sandwich?"

by Unnamed Definer January 11, 2009

Pearl Sandwich

When a person excretes some of their own sperm into a slice of bread, folds it & gets someone else to eat it.

"Eh girl, fancy a pearl sandwich?

by frism - French Jism December 29, 2014