Fayezeh's Law

When the world gives you lemons and you create champagne out of them. The ability to be knocked down by force and then rise gracefully by using a greater force from within.

wow how was she able to achieve so many great things after what happened. Fayezeh's Law inspired her ....

by Willy_lex November 14, 2017

Derek's Law

The side that a person votes always lose. No matter what happens.

Ben: hey man, I voted for TL in csgo
Derek: Hey, me too! I voted for TL
Ben: Fuck you man. You have fucking Derek's Law
(TL loses and Ben cries)

by phenomenicphobia June 17, 2015

Law of the Lifeboat

Who gets to eat who, when.

HQ demands a 10% staffing cut. It's you or me. I'm sorry, its the Law of the Lifeboat.

by Jim Oakley April 7, 2011

MeatCanyon's Law

The law that if a character isn't drawn completely disfigured in a MeatCanyon animation, something bad will happen to them.

"You remember what happened to Peppa Pig's family in the MeatCanyon animation parody? Brutal..."
"MeatCanyon's Law 🗿"

by Afro-Chan July 6, 2023

scissor-in-laws

Lesbian sister-in-laws.

Hey, honey, are the scissor-in-laws coming over for a tuna sandwich?

by Phil McRackin October 18, 2023

Cheyenne Laws

She's simply Beautiful.

Cheyenne Laws is Beautiful

by qazer99 November 25, 2011

Neil's Law

Neil's law (also known as Neil's Rule of Homoerotic Analogies or Neil's Rule of Analogies About Your Mom) is an assertion made by Josh Neil in 1990 that has become an Internet adage. It states: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving homoeroticism or your mom approaches 1." In other words, Neil said that, given enough time, in any online discussion—regardless of topic or scope—someone inevitably makes a comparison to your mom or homoerotic acts.

"Did you see that Alex shaved his beard?" "Ya, I'd hit that pretty mouth." "Dude, Neil's Law is so true."

by Warn A Wigga December 13, 2013