Phat-Tank

Adj. Bitter and twisted

That bloke's a bit phat-tank since he was dumped

by Mighty Red April 25, 2003

gaming tank

A tank with extremely modern features, such as AbramsX or T-14

Guy 1: "Did you see Germany's new gaming tank?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, the reformers' blood is boiling and it's so funny to watch"

by honb December 2, 2022

Filling the Tank

When two guys super glue the tips of their penises together and one guy ejaculates into the other man's urethra.

Tom: Do you think Bob likes guys?
Alex: I don't know, but I heard he was filling the tank last night.

by MagentaMan March 15, 2024

world of tanks lobby

A group of fat women

Nero: Look at all these chicks swiping right on me on Tinder after I brought Premium.

Jeffery: WTF are those things its like a World of Tanks lobby.

by anonymous December 22, 2024

Spooge Tank

A slut who huffs so much genitalia they end up full to their eyelids.

Dude! Stay away from that Spooge Tank! She’s got like 5 septillion chromosomes in there!

by Harpoon#1 March 15, 2021

tank's empty

The feeling when your stomach is empty and you're hungry

Cade: What're we doing at Whataburger?

Hound: Tank's empty, bro. Need to refuel with a burger and spicy ketchup.

by KnightofNerdom June 18, 2019

Friendship Gas Tank

The metaphorical container that holds all the liberties in a friendship. Occasionally needs refilling to keep the friendship in a proper give-take equilibrium. Can be refilled by one friend giving the other friend food, alcohol, sexual favors, money, rides, or even filling their actual gas tank.

Molly: "Mike, can you drive me around to do some errands today?"

Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."

Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"

Mike: "Deal"

by Mike the LCB August 3, 2012