Turkey Water 

The voluminous bowl of buttery tan colored liquid matter you discover after a twinge of the shits, not necessarily seasonally related to but often the day after a holiday dinner.

After eating Christmas Dinner at Marsha's grandparent's house, I made turkey water at the hotel.

Turkey Water by Jeff Cheek April 26, 2007

jack turkey 

When your mom and dad fill all there oldest kids holes with cum

Most people like to be Jack turkeyed on a mounted

jack turkey by Bigbadstuf July 25, 2016

Mexican Turkey 

One who is Mexican (including all hispanic descents) and Turkish.

1) Yo dude what are you?
2) I'm a Mexican Turkey!
1) Oh what's that?
2) It is one who is Mexican (including all hispanic descents) and Turkish.

Mexican Turkey by Theawesomerobotman555 December 6, 2005

Autistic Jive Turkey

Someone who is really stupid and tries to tell you lies that you will never believe

"ALVIN YOUR A FUCKING AUTISTIC JIVE TURKEY!" screamed Cam.

Autistic Jive Turkey by Ryan Mulhern August 16, 2008

turkey dinner

a guy stands while getting blown, while the girl (performing said act) looks up making eye contact, flaps arms like a turkey (example: chicken dance), and makes "gobble-gobble" moans. the guy proceeds to provide his "stuffing", amidst topping off the end of the meal with a "gravy" topping.

On thanksgiving day, Jillian gave a turkey dinner to Jordan, an avid fan of hearty stuffing and gravy.

turkey dinner by Dan & Spencer March 5, 2008

Turkey Slap 

When your dad calls you for dinner and he slaps you across the face with his knob.

When rene calls reece for dinner, it's not time for dinner it's time for a turkey slap

Turkey Slap by Postill April 16, 2015

Russian Turkey 

when you take a really loose girls pussy and cum on her Roast Beef you suck it off.

The russian turkey i had the other day was bitter, yet satisfying.

Russian Turkey by Mike Cannon May 22, 2004