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touch yourself

I wonder how you touch yourself, curse myself for being across the sea
by Sho0ting$tar December 21, 2023
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i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather
steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass
by the answers you need April 7, 2023
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Touch

To touch (someone or something) is to grope it in a sexual manner
"help! She touched me!"
by Gretelismycat May 4, 2025
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Touching Pickles

See George and Tyler over there? They've totally been touching pickles.
by DisasterWeenie August 17, 2019
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Touch

The act of touching someone specifically in the face to make them uncomftorable. Must get extremely close to their face.
"Yoooo did u see that girl poke that baby while saying "touch"
by Area516 May 7, 2019
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Nigga Touch

Opposite of Midas Touch where everything someone touches turns into gold or makes something creative. Nigga Touch is when everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit.
Nigga: "Aye cuz, I need to borrow your lawnmower!"

Normal Human Being: "Ok, here you go."

2 hours later...

Nigga: "Aye cuz, here's your lawnmower cuz!"

Normal Human Being: "Wait it's destroyed! What happened to it!?!?"

Nigga: "Sheeeeeiiiitt, I don't know!? I just put my hands on it and it just blew up to smithereens.

Normal Human Being: "Oh I see... You got that Nigga Touch!"

Nigga: "Nigga Touch!?!?"

Normal Human Being: "Yeah! Where everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit!"
by MangoMelon August 9, 2021
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Touch and Go

All I need is what you've got
All I'll tell is what you're not
All you know is what you hear
I get this way when you come near
Then I know it's gone too far
Uh oh, I touched your star
And it felt so right
Just like the hush of midnight
And then you said
With me it's touch and go
It's touch and go
All I need is you tonight
I'm flying like a cement kite
In your headlock on the floor
Who could ever ask for more
And I know it's gone too far
Uh-oh, I touched your star
And it felt so right
Just like the hush of midnight
And then you said
With me it's touch and go uh oh
It's touch and go, oh oh oh
All I want is you tonight
I guess that dress does fit you tight, yeah
You know that look does make me shake
It almost looks too good to fake
And I know it's gone too far
Uh oh, I touched your star
And it felt so right
Just like the hush of midnight
And then you said
With me it's touch and go uh oh
Touch and go uh oh oh
It's touch and go uh oh oh
Touch and go uh oh oh
It's touch and go u hoh oh
Touch and go, touch and go
Oh, it's touch and go

Oh oh oh (Touch and go) touch and go
All I need is what you've got
by Death Menace August 11, 2023
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