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Kentucky thumb

Rare weapon wielded by extra buff attractive Kentucky men. Once placed into your neck you are invincible for two hours and deal 5000 attack damaged to eggplants. It's commonly used during sexual activities, such as when the thumb is placed in the butt it quadruples its size and can hold back 60psi, Impressive!
I tried to blow my Damm but I found another Kentucky thumb.
by TrexDeer May 20, 2021
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Low set thumbs

More people listen to people with low set thumbs, because they are considered more courageous and give compliments to females.
Guy- I wanted to keep my thumbs low a little bit longer, but I didnt feel like being brave or complimentary today.
Guy with low set thumbs- You lazy fucking coward piece of shit, lower your thumbs.
by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020
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Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.
This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?
by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021
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Thumb Humper

A dorky guy trying to be cool on the internet by talking smack to people for random thrills. This person is usually found annoying by everyone. He could be playing an internet game, leaving rude youtube comments, or spamming lameness upon social networking sites.
Yeah, don't pay attention to that thumb humper. He's been bugging people all day!
by MJwins June 23, 2010
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Kentucky thumb

When you're hitting it from behind and your slap her ass, to which she responds by yelling "just stick a thumb in it!"
Was banging my girlfriend last night and I have here the Kentucky thumb
by Captain Hazelwood May 20, 2021
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Kentucky thumb

A sex position in where you set a 50 bmg "Slap round" on your night stand and only pleasure you partner by jamming your thumb into holes.
In homage to Kentucky ballistics who saved his life this way.
Do you want to Kentucky Thumb tonight?

No my thumb is still sore from last time, and 50 bmg is expensive.
by SciFiGunFighter May 21, 2021
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kentucky thumb

A sex move where you jab your thumb into your girls ass to prevent a catastrophe from happening.
She had taco bell earlier in the day, but the good ol' Kentucky thumb will prevent any accidents from happening in bed tonight.
by awesome gamer. May 20, 2021
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