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The Suck Stand

when a guy is so tall he gets a blow job while the girl stands, no need to kneel, just suck it...
When she knelt she couldn't suck my knees, let alone my cock, so she did the suck stand...
by boomsmack August 21, 2009
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Bro Night Stand

Similar to a Bromance, except that this is had (generally while drunk) with another dude who you will not regularly see.
Todd and I totally had a Bro Night Stand at Katie's party on Friday.
by Galeras October 11, 2011
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Danish Fruit Stand

When one kneels while placing their face on the floor and offering stone fruit out of their rectum for $2 a piece. Generally accepted as a marketing ploy in tourist traps and known to be not authentically Danish.
It was well known that after a jog, Bill Clinton would often stop by a danish fruit stand for a refreshing peach or nectarine.
by KT2172 July 7, 2011
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Booty Call Standby

When a man or woman doesn't close the deal or commit to plans because he/she wants to keep their options open in case someone younger and hotter comes into their drunk or stoned field of vision.

Mostly men are notorious for this behavior but some women play this game too. Younger women in their 20's tend to like playing this game with the boys more than older woman who don't like being toyed with too much.
Jill wanted to go to the show, but made other plans for fear of rejection or appearing desperate aka COCK STALKER.

"Did you hear from that cute guy you liked last night or still on booty call standby?"
by Mattress Tester February 14, 2012
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One night stand

When u have sex on the first night to see how u like it then you all date
by Donj January 19, 2020
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One night stand

Andrew is wrong because I am always right
A one night stand is what I do to Andrew’s mom.
Yo bro I had a one night stand with Andrew’s mom.
by Fagalishious March 26, 2021
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double standard

A set of rules, morals or principles that are unfairly applied to different groups or people.
Examples of double standards:

(About a male boss): "I love his take-charge attitude!"
(About a female boss): "She's such a bitch! She's probably on her period."

(About a man who has sex): "What an awesome stud/legend/boss he is!"
(About a woman who has sex): "What a disgusting slut/whore/skank she is!"
by qbdkusoemv August 14, 2016
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