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Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.
No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.
by Money MT May 19, 2010
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Flying Squirrel

A person who thinks they can do something, but they can't and shouldn't
Zachari Halkias is such a flying squirrel and that's the tea.
by yeeyeegirl55373 May 15, 2019
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Dirt squirrel

A girl in her early twenties who slithers around looking for older black men to become involved with.
Look at that dirt squirrel dancing circles around that black senior citizen.
by Dustin Bowles May 9, 2019
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squirrel squirrel diddle diddle

Did you hear about the squirrel squirrel diddle diddle protest later? It’s for a great cause.
by SquirrelGirl425 February 21, 2025
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Squirrel

Crowley: Moose, Squirrel.
by Deanxcas March 3, 2021
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Squirrel

When you put a guys balls in your cheeks
John: wanna squirrel

Cindy: what’s that
John: put my balls in your cheeks
by Peeeebis September 24, 2019
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to be squirrelled

Being squirelled,led on a seemingly harmless task that goes magically ary! Lead to water and left to own devices and end up building a superstructure to pour a simple glass of water!
To be squirrelled is When your ADHD GF sets you up knowing you have squirrel moments just like she does! Then she snickers as I wonder around the Forrest looking at what she started saying and gotten lost in my own thoughts of sparkly, colourful things!
by Hyrotig May 25, 2018
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