squirell-faced 

To be annebriated on mass quantities of marijuana and beer and/or whiskey.

Kinash was so squirell-faced there was squirells scurrying all over him.

squirell-faced by nick moore February 16, 2006

squirrelly 

1.) Unable to concentrate, focus, or otherwise stay on task
2.) Hyper or energized
3.) Goofy or playful

1.) The choir got nothing accomplished because it was a Friday and everyone was extremely squirrelly.
2.) She ran around the room several times, behaving in a very squirrelly manner.
3.) The newlyweds were very squirrelly on their honeymoon

squirrelly by Anovan February 28, 2007

rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop

Completing two tasks in one trip, for people who don't like to talk about violence against our feathered friends (i.e., "kill two birds with one stone")

Sarah: "I am going to go buy a Wii, let's go to Best Buy!"
Angie: "I need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don't we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop."
Sarah: "Perfect!"

rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop by Heather Chandler January 19, 2011

flying squirrell 

pulling your scrotom up high and only having the head of you penis sticking out of the top. Usually performed by the most drunk person at the party.

Robb was so drunk last night, he showed me the flying squirrell! Man, he's got some balls!!

flying squirrell by Fafa Flunkey March 22, 2009

Squirrelly turds 

A bowel movement that is somewhere between normal and diarrhea. Consistently crescent shaped and varying in number.

I went to a kegger last night and have had squirrelly turds all morning.

Squirrelly turds by BoeZoe May 27, 2010

squirrelberry 

A form of cellphone that is better than any iphone or blackberry...or for that matter the two combined. It can do anything imaginable...or for that matter unimaginable. It is the ULTIMATE cellphone.

Hey man, can I use your squirrelberry to make a call? Response: You can use my squirrelberry to do ANYTHING you want.

squirrelberry by lemon chiffonm 12 October 21, 2010

Squirrelly Bitch 

Adjective. Used to describe someone with bizarre and strange qualities. Usually meaning that s/he has something to hide and is has qualities exhibited by rodents.

That Shea is one squirrelly bitch. No one can trust her.

Squirrelly Bitch by MU352 October 11, 2014