Soft math

Math that's easy to do in your head

The doctor asked me how many drinks i have in a week. Had to do some soft math to give him an answer that didn't make me sound like an alcoholic.

by Candy_Ass_Ho January 15, 2019

medium soft

When a man's penis is not fully hard, but also not fully soft, but can pass off as a decent size because its halfway hard

When Male actors show their penis in movies they make sure they get a nice medium soft so that it doesn't look small

by IrritatedData February 18, 2020

SoCal Soft

Being a big ol bietch

Josh Randall is SoCal Soft.

by mrbeisbol May 17, 2021

soft double

The act of staffing two shifts in one day, when one shift is significantly shorter than the other.

Milkbird: "Hey can you work a double?"
Vince: "Only if its a soft double BAYBAYYY!"

by ThesecretBG February 06, 2016

soft sensuality

The act of softly getting fisted by 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.

So David told me he experienced soft sensuality at the inauguration.

by Mr. Excellence January 18, 2017

Soft But Raw

A woman who may seem cold an mean on the outside but she's very sweet and sensible once you understand the inner her.
Can be sweet and/sour.

I'm soft but raw so please don't play with me.
I was strictly in my soft girl era now I'm back to being soft but raw.

by TheStylishMuva January 24, 2024

Soft drive

Similar to a hard drive, except it’s wet and bloody. It surprisingly fits perfectly well into X AE A-XII.

Dude did you hear Elon musk just bought 30% of the soft drive companyTM

Nah bro I didn’t, he should just give his son REGULAR organs.

by FrappaCHINA May 22, 2021