Social Rock

Someone who is Antisocial. This person is usually rude, mean, jerkish or just extremely quiet.

Social rocks dont like other people and hate talking. They are usually found always alone at public places.
Person 1: Hey, whats up?

Person 2: Nothin', you?

Person 1: I saw a Social Rock earlier, someone tried saying 'Hi' but was completly rejected!

Person 2: REJECTIOOONN!!!!
by Blade-Kai May 23, 2011
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Social media

A word that boomers use to Reference the internet.
In my day we didn’t have any social media. We had sticks.
by Mr.dine June 11, 2020
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Social Softener

A person brought into important business meetings to help soften the tone and diffuse anxiety.

This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...
"Even though she acted as the Social Softener, she was actually the true decision maker of the deal."
by Mamahipster October 23, 2011
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[social nap]

The art and practice of falling asleep for brief periods of time (or napping) in public. 2. Being able to sleep in social settings (eg a family dinner party). 3. Also social napping and social napper.
Paul took a social nap during the Super Bowl party.
by Diamond Lake Crew January 16, 2016
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social CRM

CRM (customer relationship management)

1.) integration of socialytics (social analytics) into customer relationship management software

2.) CRM software that incorporates socialytics aggregators for users to optimize their existing and potential customer relationships on a social media platform
Such optimizing can include: establishing new communication vehicles with existing & potential customers; creating customer loyalty; better understanding customers to improve service interaction and product development; brand recognition; advertising opportunities; increased sales; creation of online demographics; and increased search engine optimization.
I can follow my customer's eating & shopping trends thru review sites by using my social CRM software.
by @ideasfromlisa May 21, 2010
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Social Cocoon

The girls that require a lot of warming up before being the social butterflies I know they are.
She is such a social cocoon, she talks to no one. Not yet.
by SearClover February 28, 2015
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Social distancing

To make sure you stay away from slags
Was out with the lads and saw an absolute stinker. Had to practice social distancing with that one.
by Theoreticalpsydragon April 04, 2020
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