Social Baby

A phenomenon in which two or more people combine their attitudes toward engagement with others to create a unique space for communication and external meta-cognition, which is systematically fed to different groups in order to affect change on a grand, hierarchical scale.

"Dude, wanna get together and make a social baby?"
"Yeah man, for sure!"

by old fruit March 9, 2013

social shaming

The use of social media to shame a stubborn or unresponsive company into fixing its goods or services. In short, it's applying the doctrine of public humiliation to shape behavior to social media and thus a much larger or at least potentially much larger audience.

I'm using social shaming to make a software provider fix its crappy software.

by Eye of Bast November 15, 2014

Social Cocoon

The girls that require a lot of warming up before being the social butterflies I know they are.

She is such a social cocoon, she talks to no one. Not yet.

by SearClover February 27, 2015

Social Dp

Social double penetration. Two mind cocks and one mind pussy, generally used as third-wheel

Man, I hung out with my bro and his girl last night, it was total fucking social dp

by Social Dp April 16, 2015

Social Stud

I person who doesn't really know how to socialize among friends but proceeds to have many friends in their circle.

He's such a social stud, thats why he always eats his lunch with us.

by blastedporpoise June 23, 2016

social war

Unlike traditional war, this focuses more on the social aspect only. A difference of cultures and ideas clashing constantly as a result of those two having no choice but to be in close proximity with one another

"Hey did you see the controversy on Starbucks not getting christmas designed cups?"
"Yeah, one side of America was for it and another was against. It was a total social war!"

by Lovelypacific November 19, 2016

social ontology

A cyclical time theory of linearity in which asymmetry causes incompleteness (inequality); and incompleteness causes discontinuity; and discontinuity recursively causes asymmetry.

That is to say, from mediums emerge outcomes, from outcomes emerge catastrophes and from catastrophes recurse to form new mediums beginning the cycle of linearity once again.

Also called ontologistics.

Social ontology is an ontologistical iteration of the tri-functional hypothesis.

by sandraxine August 26, 2018