A monkey slide means an old metal playground slide in piece of vintage playground equipment from years ago between the Early 1900s to the 1990s.
by Tominator 1401. May 5, 2018

Suicide or to take one’s own life- based on an autocorrection of “suicide” that was posted to 4chan on 11/28/2020
I’m so depressed, I think I am going to Hawaiian Slide.
I think drugs and booze are going to make me do the Hawaiian Slide.
I think drugs and booze are going to make me do the Hawaiian Slide.
by Grubby_puppy_420 November 28, 2020

All good Catholic boys and girls refrain from spanking the monkey and doing the blue jean slide on Fridays.
by jefflebowski October 21, 2010

On The 16th of July is the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day,,the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day is when you can slide tackle a goth as many times as you want and as hard as you want with the goth not being able to fight back
Person 1:Hey look theres a goth
Person 2:Ye I wish I could slide tackle it without it fighting back
Person 1:Well lucky for you today is the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day
Person 2:OMG YASSSSS
Random Guy:*sees a goth,runs up to it and slide tackles the shit out of it*
Goth:You f##king ba###rd
Random Guy:Haha you cant fight back today is the National Silde Tackle A Goth Day
Person 2:Ye I wish I could slide tackle it without it fighting back
Person 1:Well lucky for you today is the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day
Person 2:OMG YASSSSS
Random Guy:*sees a goth,runs up to it and slide tackles the shit out of it*
Goth:You f##king ba###rd
Random Guy:Haha you cant fight back today is the National Silde Tackle A Goth Day
by anonymous🥵 June 24, 2020

by Mr.j5 November 2, 2022

by Boofdude420 March 8, 2017

Noun refering to the breakdown of a conversation by one individual after an initial ill considered comment that is further compounded by additional misjudged statements (from the same individual).
This is a KSide Slide
"Musician: Oh no the fitting for my expensive career saving ear defenders has left me slightly deaf.
Offender: Permanently? haha that sucks.
Musician: Well hopefully not permanently, it would damage my career.
Offender: Well, mega mega bucks compensation if it has!
Musician's friend: That's not really the point...
Offender: Well you know only if there's a little bit of damage you get some dollar and can still be a musician."
"Musician: Oh no the fitting for my expensive career saving ear defenders has left me slightly deaf.
Offender: Permanently? haha that sucks.
Musician: Well hopefully not permanently, it would damage my career.
Offender: Well, mega mega bucks compensation if it has!
Musician's friend: That's not really the point...
Offender: Well you know only if there's a little bit of damage you get some dollar and can still be a musician."
by Maximillion88 January 5, 2011
