Militant Shopper

A person who buys groceries based exclusively on their country of origin.

Overheard on the train:

Guy: I only ever buy 'Australian' Oranges and always check cookies packaging.

Girl: Wow, I'm never that careful, there are so many traps.

Guy: Yeah, I'm a "Militant Shopper" like that.

by Maxwell Drive March 26, 2011

basement shopping

noun. rediscovering previously owned possessions with joy that is typically reserved for retail shopping. Often used in the context of items that were in storage in your parent's (or a parental figure's) basement, but can refer to the basements of friends or relatives. Frequently used for items that were packed and stored for a move. May also include toiletries, paper goods, liquor, or other trivial items liberated from said basement.

After hearing how Jen convinced her father to let her liberate the beer from the basement refrigerator, Jen's friends were impressed by her skillful basement shopping.

Jen decided to organize her spare bedroom closet and do some hard-core basement shopping.

Jess had way too much stuff in storage in her basement, so she invited Jen to do some basement shopping.

Amanda got an ice cream maker, a smoothie maker, and a tennis racket while basement shopping!

by JenMaddog January 22, 2011

The Skippy

when you stick your member in some peanut butter, then you have your lady friend lick it off of you

YA DAMN SKIPPY

Chad: Yo brad what did you do with brandi last night

Brad: gave her the skippy, something about sex and peanut

just gets her off, Bro

by bradthebro May 3, 2011

grudge shopping

Shopping when you are mad at your man and want to get back at him. Spending his money when you're mad.

My man ticked me off so I went and did some serious grudge shopping to get back at him. He will think twice before doing it again.

by grudgemomma May 22, 2011

James Skipper

A Famous Comedian often found funny for his racist jokes, mainly on blacks, and asians.

Dude, I saw James Skipper Perform yesterday.

by colliodoodio August 2, 2011

bottle shopper

A bag you take when you are shopping for wine.

I plan to buy a lot...better bring the bottle shopper.

by Trucker49 November 12, 2011

Still Shopping Saturday

The Saturday after Black Friday

I missed all the sales on Black Friday but, I am hoping to get some good deals on Still Shopping Saturday.

by Paty'sMommy November 16, 2011