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by Al Sahir September 30, 2016
Get the 5.9 Inches in 30 secondsmug. by anonymous June 8, 2022
Get the the second cumming of jesus christmug. December 8th is the second day where everyone has the right to feel horny no matter what other people say!They could even ask for free nudesʘ‿ʘ
by Cinnamon with Opium December 8, 2020
Get the The Second International Horny Daymug. When your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls, it is transfused with jizz at this point, and licks your face afterward and you get the taste of peanut butter and the taste of jizz at the same time
by Lynn Dunner June 10, 2017
Get the Second hand peanut buttermug. A hybrid, progressive form of "first come first serve" where the second person literally gets the short end of the stick and has to swallow.
OVERCONFIDENT GUY: "Alright ladies, I'll be in the break room waiting. Remember it's first come second swallow." Overconfident guy pretends to fire his make believe guns at the two girls then walks away with a dumb grin on his face. Girl #1 turns to her friend. GIRL #1: "More like, last one in tastes the rotten eggs." The girls laugh and high five... missing each other's hand of course.
by Terio Marin May 28, 2016
Get the first come second swallowmug. by dontletmeinthere December 28, 2020
Get the Hang on two seconds and a monkeymug. The reason why Jesus Christ died
Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.
Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.
Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.
by hot with a hint of side boob July 25, 2015
Get the thirty second youtube admug.