the secret password

It's please 99% of the time.

Person 1: What's the secret password?
Person 2: Please?
Person 1: No.

by dreamybullsbatukam February 17, 2023

Council secretary

Where a council scheme Instagram barbie tries to dress classy but there’s no hiding the cooncil lips on her puss

Check her out there, thinks she some kind of executive assistant, that’s that wee slapper on Instagram who lives in the scheme, looks like some kind of council Secretary

by Cooncil March 15, 2023

Michael secret

When your wife catches you on a website looking to get blown by men with a dildo sitting next to you on the couch

She will take Michael secret to the grave

by TallCupOfJoe June 23, 2023

traveling secretary

A hooker who travels around with you.

He brought his traveling secretary to the conference.

by crspybits June 27, 2023

Ultra Secret Chomik

Ultra Secret Chomik is find

Ultra Secret Chomik is find

by Imjick December 14, 2023

Double Secret Stranger

When two dudes adjacent to each other numb their own hands with the objective of giving themselves a stranger. However, each dude mistakenly grabs each others' penis and proceed to perform the stranger on the other person while believing they are performing said act on themselves, erstwhile they are performing the double stranger on each other.

John and Bob got completely wasted, crashed on the futon next to each other with the intention of performing a stranger. However, they were so fucked up that they ended up performing a double secret stranger.

by gaptooth December 17, 2023

Greg-Secker’d

When one clicks on a YouTube video, and is greeted by an advert from infamous trading legend, Greg Secker

I clicked on a YouTube video this morning, and out of nowhere I was suddenly Greg-Secker’d

by Sreg Gecker December 25, 2023