Very hott anal intercourse brought on by an erect penis or three and a surprised anus that will soon feel the smooth stabbing feeling of the penis(es) ripping open their tight anus hole. brought on without consent. often causes internal bleeding and projectile diarrhea.
Those three guys from work were in the stockroom after hours at work when I bent over only to find 3 penises ripping apart my anus hole.
"SURPRISE BUTT SEX"
"SURPRISE BUTT SEX"
by the anus man August 2, 2008
Get the surprise butt sexmug. the act of jizzing on a sleeping persons face, then applying toe nail clippings to said jizz covered face. Then the enjoyment of their reaction the next morning.
by GrandmaButch May 29, 2010
Get the toe nail surprisemug. When one takes his/her soiled underwear and then precedes to take their underwear off, facing the soiled portion towards the other persons chest and slapping it on their chest.
by Awesome Pants March 28, 2007
Get the Flap Jack Surprisemug. Grab a nice big slice of pizza (depending on the size of ur dick), wrap the pizza around ur dick and jack off with it using the pizza sauce and oils as lubricant. Jizz all over the top and feed it to someone.
There's no fucking ranch dressing!!! Oh let me help you, i'll go in the back and make a Papa John Surprise for the best ranch dressing you'll ever dip your fingers in!
by Tyler Rackelsauce March 13, 2008
Get the Papa John Surprisemug. the sexual act of blowing air in a girls vah jay jay, then pinching the lips shut, then having her queef in your face.
by fruitylipsuck May 3, 2006
Get the air pinch surprisemug. by Iliketoeatrawpotato March 16, 2016
Get the Tinder Surprisemug. An alternative Side project of Shawn (percussionist of Slipknot) which is on Roadrunner Records just like Slipknot. Shawn is the drummer.
Joe: "Hey Tom did you hear Shawn has got a new band called To My Surprise".
Tom: "Meh..not my style in music."
Tom: "Meh..not my style in music."
by Whittemore April 26, 2005
Get the To My Surprisemug.