Cincinnati Snot Slide

n: the act of nose-fucking someone using their snot as lube.

Drew: I heard Lucy has a cold right now.
Andy: Good opportunity for a Cincinnati Snot Slide!

Drew: Hell yeah!

by Pun10123 July 22, 2024

Vanilla Slide

After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.

Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!

by CLEMEDIC December 29, 2021

Rock-sliding

When you are playing rock, paper, scissors and all you give is rock. Also used when an action is seems like it would be repeated. Often you the action changes on your turn. Usually used in reflection about a game.

Bro 1: "Dude, Why did you put paper?"

Bro 2: " I don't know. I thought he was rock-sliding me."

"I thought thirteen would win, it has been played 4 times in a row, but I guess the roulette was rock-sliding me.

by J3ffisthedude June 20, 2013

snap and slide

to break down in a crazy environment, then run away from it (escape)

No ma'am. We will not snap and slide on today's flight like the infamous Steven Slater.

by sunshyne24 December 20, 2010

Sliding into your CDM's

A bunch of gays who play football and are shit, my dead man could do better than them

Jesse and his friends play for Sliding into your CDM's

by Sliding into your CDM's February 3, 2022

Trans-American Slip n’ Slide

When two buddies collaborate, and one buddy shits on his good buddy’s chest, starting toward the top and it slides down the body. This isn’t a “taking the top off” type of shit, this one typically occurs after a sloppy burrito, lasagna, chili, buff chicken dip, etc. just a real beastly shit so it has the proper balance of “firm foundation” with some “liquidy mud” to ensure proper slip n’ slide physics.

One night at the Lighthouse, Jeb gave Nate the ole’ Trans-American Slip n’ Slide. Nate absolutely loved it! He begged for more, and never wanted to leave the lighthouse. Some say he’s still there, at the lighthouse, waiting for another Trans-American Slip n’ Slide.

by Igor Uchevatov July 15, 2024

Slide off

A man or woman who you sleep with occasionally on the side of a committed relationship. Example : mistress, side chick, secret lover, friend with benefits on the low.

I was with my slide off when wifey called and I had to stop out for a minute.

by Professor Dan February 20, 2018