The Ruby

Getting frisky at a party and moving somewhere quiet, in this case the shed. Proceeding to have sex on the most comfortable object available, the ride on lawn mowers chair.

Went to this party the other day, this girl and me did the ruby

by Kezdoggydog May 14, 2016

Ivory rubbish

Someone who thinks they are hot shit, balling...but are really just higher versions of white trash. Examples include baby mommas living high on the hog of their baby daddy's money, medium-end strippers, waitress and the like, flirting/getting involved with rich married people, partying and living place to place, etc.

Tamara just got her child support payment, look at her new jeans! She is such an ivory rubbish hoe.....!

by tacobella36 December 22, 2017

ur rubber ducky give sucky

The ultimate roast. This can instantly end anyone you're roasting. If you use this, you gain +2 intelligence and achieve Rick and Morty level power.

Drake: ur mom gay
Kanye: Boi imma just skip this whole thing and end u right now.
Drake: wait no
Kanye: Ur rubber ducky give sucky
*Drake fades from existence while screaming in agony to a hell where ocean man and all star constantly play in a horrible voice*

by Because we're retarded August 29, 2018

I have crossed the rubicon

To pass a point of no return ; or To make a decision that can't be changed.

I have crossed the Rubicon; I will never work at walmart again.

by Sokerboi December 5, 2010

Ring around the Rubber

The ring that is embedded on your wallet from having a condom in there for a period of more than 6 months.

This happens when you try to prove to your friends, or anybody that you get laid. You occasionally pull it out to show someone, but stupidly put it back in the same place so it can make an indent in your wallet.

This is usually prevelent in the High School age group. For some reason, future computer science Majors and Dungeons and Dragons' Players seem to have a high instance.

My mom still does my laundry. I had to quickly get my wallet out of my pants before she saw the Ring around the Rubber.

by jaymax45 January 15, 2011

me nerves is rubbed right raw!

Newfoundland slang for being annoyed, pestered, irritated. Another way of saying "that gets on my nerves". Another way of saying "my patience is gone". It is also sometimes used as a response - instead of oh my gosh, no way, get outta here.

Mary: How are you today Donna?
Donna: The youngesters are driving me crazy!
Mary: Why, are they being annoying?
Donna: Yes, me nerves is rubbed right raw!
Mary: oh me nerves oh me nerves is gone

by The Gewfie Newfie January 20, 2011

Two Frogs In A Rubbish Bin

When you throw away 2 frogs in a trash can. And you’re friend starts crying.

Oops Two Frogs In A Rubbish Bin gone , sorry friend

by Two Frogs In a Rubbish Bin June 13, 2018