Noah

Lord of everything. Beater of booty and a haver of a 30 inch penis

Damn he has a big noah

by agerias February 17, 2019

Noah

Awesome.

‘Hey look, it’s Noah!’

‘Yeah, he’s so awesome

by squidddy May 17, 2025

Noah

Whatever you do, don't name your child Noah. He will end up fingering and slapping a bass guitar while you're trying to sleep.

Person 1: Fucking Noah kept me up again...
Person 2: In a good way?
Person 1: No he'd rather finger his bass

by WordSmith2005 August 03, 2022

Noah

A very average basketball player, godly scholar, fast, athletic, nice. SUCKS AT TRACK AND CAN’T PLAY SOCCER AND CAN’T BEAT JACOB AT ANYTHING!!!

Noah- A word for a very big loser and average cracker

by Bocajyldog May 30, 2019

Noah

He's the worst person to be around and majorly weird, if you find a noah RUN RUN NOWWWWW.

Girl: omg is that noah

Me: yes hes weird bro stay away

by Noah Tate November 12, 2020

Noah

sexy beast bro fr fr

noah is a sexy beast

by osamabinbarrack April 03, 2022

Noah

Ugly, annoying, and the one person that everyone hates! Everyone tells Noah that he has no friends or that nobody cares about him. Noah’s can usually be depressed from this happening almost all the time. If it does, he won’t talk about it.

Johnny: You’re so ugly Noah! I wish you were dead

Noah: 🥺😭😢😓

by Datboi550 March 07, 2019