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noah is a boy who stinks he has no drip and he has a crush on gianna
gianna: hey noah

noah: hahahah hiii
by imnothereanymorebyebye October 22, 2020
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Noah is a witty DUDE and is good at getting himself out of any trouble he is the best looking person you know. He hates being annoyed and you know when he’s annoyed because he will make it known very kind respectful and when him and a girl make eye contact she automatically smiles because he’s just that guy he is also a “sleeper” not someone that actually sleeps allot but someone you look at and say you can beat his ass but then when the two of you fight Noah beats your ass and you remember it for the rest of your life.
Ava: Omg did you see Noah he’s so hot I think I like him just a little bit.

Sarah: why

Ava: Idk he’s just funny really kind and sooooo hot

Mathew: oh you talking about Noah I think he’s cute no homo
by Justthatguy21 May 15, 2022
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Person 1 “Man Noah you really has a huge cock
Noah “ I know all the bitches I know love it”
by NoahtherealOG May 28, 2022
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Noah’s dad

A god amongst men a very sexy lad, a luscious beard and great shades
Noah’s dad is a fucking god

Yes
by Prhrbrnrhd June 29, 2021
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This is coming from a Noah: We are socially awkward, we don't like being around people we don't know. We keep the same friends for a long time, and rarely make new friends. If you make us mad, u gon' die. If we get pissed off, the whole world will hear our rage. We like Video Games and computers, and are (kinda) athletic. We don't think we are special in any way. We have alot of autistic friends. We are able to talk to girls ok(ish) We can't really express our feelings on our own, for we will get embarrassed. You often have to make the first move. Fuck Noah's Ark jokes.
Is that Noah? He's so cu- wait. What happened to him!? HE HASN'T COMBED HIS HAIR OH NO!

Oh, but he has a nice dick...
by TEE ARR GEE November 29, 2021
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Noah is a kind, funny and a bit silly. He can be very confused at times, but gets himself straight after a while, and he is super talkative. Even if he meets a stranger he will say "who is this dude". He is very friendly and likes rugby and boxing. Its most likely he has a cat. He is awesome.
by #UNiQue NaMEs March 4, 2022
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noah is a cool person he’s always very chill but short tempered he likes weird people (like me) and woman hes super straight but supports and he is supper sus he makes deez nutz jokes all the time and just made one tbh he ever cuts his hair and thinks he’s awesome cause he’s suddenly taller then me he likes the maurauders and kins James Potter he simps for hermione and secretly he simps for harry to hes always gaming and talking to his sus friends and they joke about kissing and slapping each others asses (very funny haha ) he hates annoying people and pretends to be perfect (hes gay /nj)
cyanna: hey Noah what’s up
Noah: oh im just dragging

Cyanna: dragging what?
Noah: DRAGGING DEEZ NUTZ ACROSS YOUR FACE
by anonymous October 29, 2021
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